Your friends are a reflection of who you are. You wouldn’t let your friend walk out the door looking like a total mess would you? NO. It reflects badly upon who you are. I’d rather be surrounded by lovely roses then knock of-cheap-off the rack -Walmart plants that are colored and sold as unsuitable gifts.

It’s sad how the friends you though you had don’t have your back when you really need them, one may put up a front like they don’t need anyone but sometimes it wouldn’t be too bad to have someone to have you’re back.

My friends are so amazing xoxoxo love you guys. Not.

Gong to some random ass party with my friends, somehow I always get dragged into these things. All we’ll probably do is drink “awesome” shooters and play beer pong…oh the joy. If worse come to worse ill just go in the bathroom and lock myself in and drunk test random people. The time for classy behavior has passed. FML.

It’s incredibly annoying when someone is mad at you but doesn’t tell you why. DF? I can’t read your mind, take your immature ways out of my life. Never mind I’ll find someone like you.

I needed a picture of myself up here.

I needed a picture of myself up here.

At peace sky.

At peace sky.

I love Gossip Girl, even if the story lines are complete shit. 

I love Gossip Girl, even if the story lines are complete shit. 

I need a Gay Best Friend. Someone who’s chic, funny & will tell me if my 7 jeans make me look like a heifer. Preferably my size so we can borrow each others wardrobe. I have plenty of fab girlfriends but it’s not the same. Who else will laugh at me when I get shit faced and spill champaign all over my new blazer? Or give me impeccable blow job tips. Or watch terrible 70s porn with me and laugh about the orgasm faces the “actors” make? I need a friend who will be at the club with me dancing like an upscale stripper to Britney. Or simply going to brunch with me and dressing up because there is never NOT an occasion to dress up…Sigh.

Why is it that we put so much importance on friendships? At our very core, we’re just selfish beings. 

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